Please try the following:
- Click the
Refresh button, or smash your
computer with a large hammer.
- If you typed the page address in the Address bar, make sure that
it is spelled correctly, you stupid idiotic moron.
- To check your connection settings, open case with a screw driver then, fill with
gasoline. Now take a match and proceed to ignite.
The settings should match those provided by your local crazy arsonist (LCA) administrator and Internet service provider (ISP).
- your Network Administrator is an idiot, Microsoft Windows
can examine your network and automatically screw everything up.
If you would like Windows to screw everything up,
click Screw everything up
-
Some sites require Windows to suck more than normal. Click the Windows menu and then click Windows suck rate to determine what strength "Suck" you have installed.
-
If you are trying to reach a secure site, make sure you are not running Windows. Click the My Computer menu, and then right click Drive C:. On the Menu select "Format".
- Click the
Back button to try another link.
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